Friday, yes you can re-activate your brain now, work week is done

Aries

You'll finally find a cure for liver cancer, but you'll also be diagnosed with lung cancer.

Taurus

You will completely lose your shit when you step in some.

Gemini

Your dreams will finally come true. Yes, THOSE dreams.

Cancer

You'll have a déjà-vu about reading this very entry… spooky.

Leo

You'll really enjoy your surprise party, I mean EVERYBODY will be there, I'm telling ya, the face you'll make! Oh, right, sorry.

Virgo

Hey I got a good one-liner after the heroic thing you'll do tomorrow: "And now it's time to take out the trash!" (trust me, it'll be awesome).

Libra

Not much to say, since you won't wake up.

Scorpio

Everything you'll do tomorrow will suck.

Sagittarius

It is NOT a fart.

Capricorn

You will finally get your dream job. Then wake up and realize you're still miserable and unemployed.

Aquarius

Whatever you do, do not feed the zebras.

Pisces

Aliens will abduct you, it'll be HORRIBLE! They like country music.