I am The Astrologerer. Welcome to my blog.
For years I have hidden my supernatural power to see into the future. But today I have decided to share my uncanny predictions to the world, for Good (and for the lulz).
Since I'm better than other astrologers, my horoscopes predict tomorrow's fate, not today's (I'm astrologerer, after all).
Also, I predict that there will be one post containing a (funny) horoscope every weekday. On Saturday, I foresee the probability of a post with random crap.
Sundays will not contain any predictions, because of hang-over-related divining interference.
Prepare to be amazeder.
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